Santa: Gabbar Singh Aur Doctor Men Kya Samanta Hai? Banta: Samanata... Mujhe Nahin Pata Santa: Donon Kahte Hain Tune Namak Khaya Hai Ab Goli Kha
Santa Aur Pappu Donon Ek Hotal Men Gaee Santa: Water Ek Biar Aur Ek Aisakrim Lao Pappu: Aisakrim Kyon Papa? Aap Bhi Bear Pi Lijiye Na
Santa Ek Baar Galti Se Ladies Toilet Men Ghus Gaya Santa Ko Dekhte Hi Sari Aurten Uth Kar Khadi Ho Gayin Santa: Baitho Baitho Dil Men Ijjat Ho Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai
Pappu: Papa Ye Sadhu - Sadhu Ka Kya Rishta Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Jab Do Anjan Aadmi Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Vo Aapas Men Sadhu Kahlate Hain
Santa (Taxi Driver Se): Siddhivinayak Mandir Jaoge Kya? Taxi Driver: Ha Sahab Jaunga Santa: Thik Hai Vapsi Men Mere Liye Prasad Lete Aana
Santa: Aur Kaju Lijiye Na! Banta: Nahin Shukriya Main Pahle Hi 3-4 Kha Chuka Hu! Santa: Khaye To Aapne 9 Hain Par Chalo Yaha Kaun Gin Raha Hai